I’ll go out on a limb here and guess that most of the guys on this page didn’t turn down a lot of roles.   They’re not making $10 Million per film; these guys had to work to get paid.

You know, the actors you’ve seen a hundred times? The ones that sometimes show up on every channel at the same time — but you can’t remember their names? You can look ’em up here.

(Now, where is the “that girl” page, or whatever courtesy and feminism requires us to call it, the page for female “character” actors?)

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School Accused Of Spying On Kids In Their Homes With Spyware That Secretly Activated Webcams

from the horrifying dept

A whole bunch of you are sending in this absolutely horrifying story of a school district outside of Philadelphia that apparently gave its students laptops that included hidden software that allowed district officials to secretly turn on the laptops’ webcams and monitor student activities, no matter where they were. This all came to light when a student was disciplined for “improper behavior in his home” with the evidence being a photo of the kid from his laptop webcam. The district is now being sued for this. It’s rather stunning that anyone thought this was a good idea.

I have a webcam built-in to my laptop. I can’t remove it. Maybe I need a piece of tape, or a band-aid, or something.

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Ooh, I want, I want. Thanks, Japan.

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And I thought those bears-in-the-woods commercials made me uncomfortable.

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Oh, man. I mean, Oh, man!

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This song seems to bring out the best in people.

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As Sam Nielson alludes, The Hunchback of Notre Dame as written is not exactly fertile ground for growing Disney princesses (Esmeralda dies, Quasimodo kills Frollo, then starves to death at Esmeralda’s graveside). (A strong second place for inappropriate cartoonification is Don Bluth’s Anastasia.)

But if that worked… Perhaps the world is ready for Disney’s Romeo and Juliet. Or Wuthering Heights. Or Frankenstein

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Charley Douglass’s famous invention was properly tested in 1965 when producers were trying to launch Hogan’s Heroes. CBS screened two versions of the same episode to measure audience reactions; one contained the laugh track, the other was silent. As Hogan’s Heroes required cerebral viewing, the audience watching the silent version were left confused, and the episode failed miserably. The version with the canned laughter succeeded and CBS gave the show a green light. After this incident, no sitcom went on the air without a touch-up from Charley Douglass’s laff box.[2]

Wait. “As Hogan’s Heroes required cerebral viewing…”? Say what?

How remarkable that this incident should be the “proper test” that has cursed nearly every comedy since with a canned audience. I’ll certainly accept that the premise of Hogan’s Heroes was such that, without the laughter, the audience might not understand the show was intended as a light comedy, which knowledge would certainly affect the reception the show received. But it doesn’t seem a fair test of the need for “laffs”.

Douglass captured many of his recorded “laffs” from the live audience of the Red Skelton Show during Red’s weekly pantomime skit. How odd that a feature called the “Silent Spot” should contribute to the lack of silence on television for the following forty-five (and counting) years.

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