All this talk of KFC yesterday made me hungry, so, inspired by the Commando Chicks, I did something utterly out of character: I dropped by my local KFC for lunch. This may be the first time in a decade I’ve been to a KFC: I’m not a big fan of fried chicken. But their three-piece chicken strip meal was delicious, the portions were generous, and the service was far better than I get at the other nearby fast food shops. I’ll be back.

Take that, PETA.