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Yike! My defibrillator is being recalled!

Don’t jog during thunderstorms!

Hypothesis: The little picture of a gas pump next to your car’s fuel indicator tells you which side of your car the gas tank is on. Can this possibly be true?

CNN Money: Over half of the $8 billion the IRS expected to pay out in phone tax refunds remains unclaimed.

Freakonomics: If the personal computer were being put on the market for the first time now, what would they call it?

Argh Ink: The secret to writing romance is understanding the Glittery HooHa.

CNN: Bonnie Raitt answers your questions about nuclear power.

Wise Bread: Cracking the infamous McDonald’s Monopoly Game.

Baltimore Sun: Believe your noodly master, Hon.

Special section: Education

For class of S.F. high school juniors, WWII details are elusive

School District Halts Shakespeare Production: Official Cites ‘Inappropriate’ Content

A crossword puzzle assigned as a homework lesson for fifth-graders studying a book about the 19th-century South asked them to use a racial slur _ the N-word _ as an answer.

College students having sex — well, a little

Orestad Gymnasium, Denmark

What would you do if you found your child’s elementary school teacher topless on MySpace? Knoxville News Sentinel; WATE; TransWorldNews; Web Site Traffic Marketing (if you want to see the pictures in question; they’re much more modest than you might imagine). As of Monday, she’s been cleared to return to class, since an investigation has so far been unable to show she did anything wrong. (She may not have posted the photos herself.)