What’s wrong with this picture?

  1. Nothing, if you’re Long John Silver.
  2. You should see the other guy.
  3. I have nothing against her left leg.
  4. It’s a Hallowe’en party. She’s dressed as Thanksgiving leftovers. (Two breasts, a busted wing, and one thigh.)

I can’t even figure what they were going for.
From Photoshop Disasters.